FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions at the Johnson Home:

• Are you poopy? (A: "NO!" regardless of actual state of poopiness)
• Are you Ok? (Because I'd be a little shaken up if I suddenly found myself hanging upside down by the ankle) (A: "(sniffle sniffle) Yeah.")
• Milo, what are you doing? (A: Quickly fleeing the scene)
• Milo, why is Walter crying? (A: Quickly fleeing the scene)
• Can you say sorry? (A: "Sorry Walter" - delivered with a big grin)
• How do you ask? (A: "Peez!")
• Where is my pizza/cereal/cookie/toothbrush/hairbrush/pillow/shoe/etc.? (A: Blank stare)
• What's that weird smell?

And when things just get to be too much:

• Are you ready for a nap? (A: "No!" and fleeing the scene)
• Who wants to watch trains? (A: "Yay!")
• Hey Milo, you want a cookie? (A: "Yes! Coo-kee! Coo-kee!" and jumping up and down)

And my personal favorite:

• Why am I wet? (A: Blank stare)